Police are searching for answers from the NRL after concerned citizens reported numerous incidents at a club on Saturday night.
3 Rabbitohs were seen drinking light beers slowly over a 4 hour period.
4 Bulldogs players were seen dancing respectfully with women only to back off when they heard ‘we’re just here for a girls night thank you’.
3 unnamed players were seen arguing with the bouncer about ‘the pro’s and con’s of taking it one game at a time’.
Jonathan Thurston was overheard at the bar to threatening to punch ‘whoever let the irreplaceable Kerry O’Brien leave 7:30 Report’.
A former player never turned up, admitted to being arrested by a moving Iranian entry in the Sydney Film Festival.
Todd Carney was seen driving away from the club at 55km/hr in a 70km/hr zone. Police suspect he must have switched the street signs.
Other players not seen at the club seemed unbelievable well rested the following day. One claimed he’d ‘gone to bed around 9:30pm after turning off Wild Things. There was just too much unnecessary female nudity’.
Police are treating all incidents as highly suspicious.