Tony Abbott goes on a bender after winning a triathalon. He wakes up the next afternoon really hungover.
He slept through Parliament’s vote on gay marriage. It passed one by one.
And there’s a dude in his bed.
And he’s a boat person.
And they’re married.
(Watch out Tony!)
Now his husband always calls him at work.
And when he’s with his mates.
(That’s so annoying!)
He calls him all the bloody time.
(We can all relate to that)
And is suspicious Tony is cheating.
He makes Tony sleep in the spare room.
(Trouble in Paradise!)
And fights with him over the silliest things!
Sometimes Tony makes selfish choices
(No don’t do that!)
And wonders if he should give up on the marriage
(It’s Ross and Rachel all over again!)
But at the end of every episode they always make up.